Kim Kardashian took a booty stroll on the beach for the paparazzi. Her new boyfriend was excited to see her in that purple bikini. It was a lovely day at the beach in Miami. The senior citizens that were there were unaware of the presence of her mighty booty and unfazed. It was a fun frolic on the beach for this successful … uh … actress ? Oh yea, reality star !

Alyssa Milano was recently at a party hosted by Rolling Stone Magazine and Bacardi. She looks stunningly beautiful ! Hope we see more of Alyssa. The party didn’t even get started until she showed up. Nice boots !

Serena Williams looking stunning as she show’s off her stuff at the premiere of the new movie. Spectacular blue dress accentuating all her illustrious curvature.  

I hope she got the starring role looking that good.

Jennifer Lopez was spotted recently in New York City. She was scene leaving her hotel in tight pants she got at a thrift store or something and sexy high heels. After she said hi to the paparazzi they waited for her to step up into her vehicle and snapped this incredible photo of Jlo in her booty pose. 1970 called and said she was looking extra sexy! What is that around her neck ?

Oh yes we are ! Tyra Banks got a little booty in these candid shots by the booty paparazzi. She turned around and discovered somebody was taking pictures while she was in her bikini with her man. He seems just oblivious to Tyra’s booty. She needs a man that will pay attention to the cheeks. 

I know you aint lookin at my booty !

What’s up with that? Don’t they know Tyra don’t play that booty stuff. You know how she tries to hide it on her tv show. With all those baggy clothes. We knew she wanted to give up the booty though and she did in the jacuzzi. Fly booty, be free ! When is her new show coming out ? You might have to do some jumping jacks or something to keep that hollywood booty !

Hollywood is so booty ! Look at Serena posing for the cover of the new BAPS reunion dvd. That bodyguard is seriously protecting the booty. It brings a tear to my eye when I think about the sacrifice it must take to protect the booty. I don’t know how this is but I was just going through the internets searching for pirates of the Caribbean or something and BAM ! Hit with Serena Williams booty show on page 12. Beach booty butt cheeks you all know and love.

Serena Williams has gotten many accolades over the years for her booty, even Gordon Ramsey said you can make one hell of a sandwich with all that jelly! The number one Tennis star of the world and her hollywood booty are hanging in there, fighting the saggies every butt inch of the way !

What’s going on here. It looks like Shakira is out picking her booty again. Really digging in there, the thong underwear must be stuck. She’s got some serious hungry butt. Good thing her friend didn’t notice because she might not want her to know while they were talking about girl stuff she had her hand up her butt.

She should of snatched it out of her friends booty. Looks like she might have something stuck up there too.

I hope she washed her hand before they went to lunch.

Jessica Alba sucks a lollipop on an outing. She’s trying to distract you with her new talent. Flapping bikini booty all over the beach doesn’t seem like something she’s into anymore unfortunately. Why have you been hiding the booty Jessica ? Celeb booty hasn’t been the same without you. Look at that guy right there, struggling for a measly lollipop lick pic. how sad…

How many licks did it take to get to the tootsie roll center? Bring back the booty please.

Booty in stretch pants open 7 days a week. Kelly Brook went out to get some coffee today and decided to give up a little booty to her fans. Is she even wearing any underwear ? Oh my god, I need a minute. Alone.

Did she not know that she’s being tailed all day by some hungry broke guy with a camera? Taking snapshots of her hot camel toe and booty at the coffee shop. She’s looking great by the way and we’re glad he got the pics. Good work on this one, everybody. Team booty hard at work in hollywood, bringing you the cheeks whether you want them or not … can I have a doggy bag

Kelly Brooks decided to get out and about in some skin tight jeans. Can you see what I see, looks like lots of booty stuffed in there. Hollywood is so booty ! You can’t even fit in those Jeans. Another model getting up there in her years, fighting the saggies !

I wonder who thought it would be cute to follow her around Studio City and take pictures of her butt cheeks. We live in a sick world … but at least we can get booty you can believe in. Thank you Kelly , keep up the great work. Next time we’re going to need more toe, so you’re going to have to get tighter jeans or something or a plumper toe I don’t know. Maybe talk to Rihanna or the other celebrity camel toe girl Jessica Simpson.