Alyssa Milano was recently at a party hosted by Rolling Stone Magazine and Bacardi. She looks stunningly beautiful ! Hope we see more of Alyssa. The party didn’t even get started until she showed up. Nice boots !

Serena Williams looking stunning as she show’s off her stuff at the premiere of the new movie. Spectacular blue dress accentuating all her illustrious curvature.  

I hope she got the starring role looking that good.

Jennifer Lopez was spotted recently in New York City. She was scene leaving her hotel in tight pants she got at a thrift store or something and sexy high heels. After she said hi to the paparazzi they waited for her to step up into her vehicle and snapped this incredible photo of Jlo in her booty pose. 1970 called and said she was looking extra sexy! What is that around her neck ?

Oh yes we are ! Tyra Banks got a little booty in these candid shots by the booty paparazzi. She turned around and discovered somebody was taking pictures while she was in her bikini with her man. He seems just oblivious to Tyra’s booty. She needs a man that will pay attention to the cheeks. 

I know you aint lookin at my booty !

What’s up with that? Don’t they know Tyra don’t play that booty stuff. You know how she tries to hide it on her tv show. With all those baggy clothes. We knew she wanted to give up the booty though and she did in the jacuzzi. Fly booty, be free ! When is her new show coming out ? You might have to do some jumping jacks or something to keep that hollywood booty !

Hollywood is so booty ! Look at Serena posing for the cover of the new BAPS reunion dvd. That bodyguard is seriously protecting the booty. It brings a tear to my eye when I think about the sacrifice it must take to protect the booty. I don’t know how this is but I was just going through the internets searching for pirates of the Caribbean or something and BAM ! Hit with Serena Williams booty show on page 12. Beach booty butt cheeks you all know and love.

Serena Williams has gotten many accolades over the years for her booty, even Gordon Ramsey said you can make one hell of a sandwich with all that jelly! The number one Tennis star of the world and her hollywood booty are hanging in there, fighting the saggies every butt inch of the way !

What’s going on here. It looks like Shakira is out picking her booty again. Really digging in there, the thong underwear must be stuck. She’s got some serious hungry butt. Good thing her friend didn’t notice because she might not want her to know while they were talking about girl stuff she had her hand up her butt.

She should of snatched it out of her friends booty. Looks like she might have something stuck up there too.

I hope she washed her hand before they went to lunch.

Jessica Alba sucks a lollipop on an outing. She’s trying to distract you with her new talent. Flapping bikini booty all over the beach doesn’t seem like something she’s into anymore unfortunately. Why have you been hiding the booty Jessica ? Celeb booty hasn’t been the same without you. Look at that guy right there, struggling for a measly lollipop lick pic. how sad…

How many licks did it take to get to the tootsie roll center? Bring back the booty please.

Booty in stretch pants open 7 days a week. Kelly Brook went out to get some coffee today and decided to give up a little booty to her fans. Is she even wearing any underwear ? Oh my god, I need a minute. Alone.

Did she not know that she’s being tailed all day by some hungry broke guy with a camera? Taking snapshots of her hot camel toe and booty at the coffee shop. She’s looking great by the way and we’re glad he got the pics. Good work on this one, everybody. Team booty hard at work in hollywood, bringing you the cheeks whether you want them or not … can I have a doggy bag

Kelly Brooks decided to get out and about in some skin tight jeans. Can you see what I see, looks like lots of booty stuffed in there. Hollywood is so booty ! You can’t even fit in those Jeans. Another model getting up there in her years, fighting the saggies !

I wonder who thought it would be cute to follow her around Studio City and take pictures of her butt cheeks. We live in a sick world … but at least we can get booty you can believe in. Thank you Kelly , keep up the great work. Next time we’re going to need more toe, so you’re going to have to get tighter jeans or something or a plumper toe I don’t know. Maybe talk to Rihanna or the other celebrity camel toe girl Jessica Simpson.

Janet Jackson rocks the Jakarta Convention Center and if you’re lucky you might see some booty. Did she mean to wear that. It looks like another malfunction because it squeezes the booty too tight in there. Does she get her space suits from the same place Rihanna does? All that Janet Jackson booty going to waste in her Buck Rogers Uniform really makes me want a refund.

Does she have big boobs too? Janet Jackson get’s freaky in her concerts. Here she is in lingerie accentuating her celebrity booty. I don’t get it. Look at her giving that guy her milf taco.

Cameron Diaz usually looks great in a bikini but when she’s wearing jeans her booty gets lost. Maybe she should eat out more or stop drinking so many red bulls. The paparazzi snapped some candid shots of this celebrity milf walking away in her blue jeans. We’re still examining the photos and will let you know soon if we find any booty in there.

Maybe she can do a mission impossible and find out what happened to the booty ?

Looks like it’s time to take a little vacation. Out on a boat in your skimpy little bikini. Roxanne Pallet even has a little tramp stamp on her rear end. How proud her parents must be. Flaunting her booty all over Hollywood for everyone to see. She was the girl in a soap called Emmerdale. I think it’s English or something. Maybe that’s why her booty is a little on the small side.

A famous Actress looking extraordinary in her bikini, enjoying her holiday. A camel toe holiday that is … you’re so booty …

Kelly Brook went out for a dip in the ocean. Wearing only her blue bikini you can see she has some serious booty. It looks like it’s being suffocated in there, maybe she should set the booty free. Another celebrity with and extra ordinary body. Probably because she used to be a super model.

An English girl ( Kelly Brook ) who needs to cut down on the McDonalds cheese burgers. It’s going straight to her booty. Time to get a bigger bikini, her boobs were popping out of her bikini too, oh my. Famous models flaunting butt crack for the paparazzi.

Did Kelly Brook have a camel toe? Ewwwwww

Here we have lady gaga, I don’t know maybe a year ago flapping her little booty cheeks around somewhere nobody gives a crap about. I think it may be confirmed she’s not a man. Her frankenbooty looks a little weird though. You be the judge, I can’t tell what the hell is going on here.

Her celebrity booty is kind of famous. Only because she stuffs it in our face every time she gets the chance. Her booty does seem a little bigger then Madonna’s. I think I’d rather hear her sing … put a sock in it Lady Gaga.

Butt cheeks of the Rich and Famous. You’re a rock star …

Is Jennifer Lopez a granny yet ? Someone snapped some shots of her at the beach stretching her celebrity booty cheeks. One foot at a time she is seen stretching her famous glutes. She is fighting the saggies every chance she gets. If you see her tell her to keep up the good work.

From the look of intensity on her face–the fact she has her own booty trainer now–I would say we will be seeing more of these two famous butt cheeks soon. Don’t look for a good song or movie that will put Jennifer Lopez back on the map. Keep your eye on the booty radar …

THERE WILL BE BOOTY

Cameron is hanging out by the pool here in her a skimpy blue bikini. Celebrity booty just got that much more fabulous today … thanks . Oops, my booty is hanging out. Tee hee

Cameron Diaz has a nice little booty. She seems to be outsmarting Mr. Saggies quite well. I’ll give the booty another 5 years tops before we start to see some cheese. Other then that this is a great shot of her just frolicking and being her care free, full of joy self.

Oh Venus Williams what are we doing now. Looks like we got lots a booty back there. Following in her sisters footsteps Venus shows us the cheeks. Is that bare booty or , wait. Its not, she’s tricking us. Tricky with the booty. Serena just “POW” booty, Venus gets all tricky.

So we’re wearing lingerie and skin colored tights now. Why not just go all the way. That look on your face is how I felt when I noticed, oh damn—Venus booty is lookin good ! Such a nice French see thru lingerie outfit she has on. Wee Wee Booteee !

We almost had a nipple slip in this shot. They should name themselves the booty sisters. That is some serious hungry butt. Did she win ? I forget she was even playing tennis.

Serena Williams still has a booty back there. Haven’t seen it out and about for awhile. Check her out at the beach.  I’ve never seen beach booty Tai Chi but I’m willing to learn !

Uh oh, looks like Serena got “Hungry Butt” … or should I say “Hungry BootAAAY ! “ That’s when your butt eats up your bikini. I think she’ll survive but we still might be getting a case of the saggies, so lets get that booty back in the gym A.S.A.P. !

Another booty slip. Looks like Jessica Simpson wants to show us some cheeks this time. The moose knuckle wasn’t enough ! Damn, those cheeks are starting to get some mileage wouldn’t you say? I’m not staring at your saggies or anything but just saying…

On the scale from 1-10 , ten being bootytastic I’ll give it a 5.5. Getcha some pants so you can gettum off the ground and cover up that booty! Oh my god this is sooooo booty ! How tacky, shameless … Let’s take a look at these photos a bit more carefully. Be back in about 3 to 4 minutes and let you know what I come up with.

uh oh, here comes her assistant, the booty blocker ! Looks like she got there just in the nick of time too ! I hope she has more upskirts in hollywood, if not we might have to listen to her singing.

BOOTY BLOCKED !

We want to welcome Erykah Badu booty to the world of celebrity booty drama. We’ve always known it was quite nice but now she’s gone “Full Booty!” Performance art is one thing but when you blur all the goodies out it kind of waters down the effect. Hollywood is so BOOTY! Let’s examine the video more closely.

After examining the video of Erykah Badu it’s official. She’s got some serious booty. Great artist, great talent–keep evolving!

Oh my it looks like Reese Witherspoon may have a little booty here ? I can’t be for sure but I swear I see something going on in those sweatpants … is it BOOTY ? Another celebrity butt sighting by the paparazzi. Good thing they had their camera.

Maybe a little less “workout” , and more “eat out” would help the situation. Don’t want to work the booty off. Don’t file this one under booty alert, it’s just a minor aftershock of the last time I saw Serena Williams play tennis.

Nothing to see here. Move along folks. She does have more booty then some celebrities though. So let’s give her an A for effort.

It seems Gwen Stefani has class. Something you rarely find these days among the Hollywood “elite”. The thing I was wondering was, where is her booty?

Looks like something’s missing here. It’s hard to tell but there’s gotta be some booty hiding in there somewhere. Maybe she should talk to Rihanna and get some booty tips.

Never the less she looks good and the jeans may be a bit primitive but we’ll forgive her. Maybe she just eats too many salads or something. We need to get this girl over to fat burger pronto ! Thanks for another celebrity booty candid shot !

Just look at all that Rihanna Booty ! Lawds mercy she is one celebrity that isn’t shy. Thank god it’s not Madonna or something. We should feel blessed to have such talent these days. Looking so damn fine !

So when you get famous you turn into an Alien. That’s okay though because we love Rihanna and would enjoy a little mo booty. Why not, if you can’t beat them join the booty team !

Coco and Ice-T at it again. Out on the beach soliciting poor photographers to take booty pictures. They know the paparazzi can’t help themselves. Taking advantage, giving us fake booty like beyonce at the Grammies. Anybody heard anything good lately like pants on the ground.

That is some fat leg goin on there too. What’s up with that, not saying it’s a bad thing. Coco is so BOOTY Hollywood it’s crazy. I’m going to put her booty for my avatar on this site.

I’m disappointed with this presentation. We gonna need some booty implants. Getcha pants off the ground and give us some gotdamn booty we can believe in. She just doesn’t look like that twitter photo I saw of cocos booty.

Rihanna is always showin up somewhere in a towel? This time getting her booty squeezed by her new man. Taking a little trip to Mexico to get away from hollywood but wherever she goes, that booty will be right behind her.

Rihanna and Matt Kemp all in the jacuzzi feelin booties like it’s her birthday. Matt Kemp had is hands full that’s for sure. Hands full a BOOTAYYYYYYYYYYYYY !

Poor Chris Brown. Our thoughts are with him …

Jennifer Hawkins in Santa Monica. She’s got on her pink bikini. Isn’t that precious. It looks like she’s got a little booty but nothing really to write home to momma about. Red beans and rice DID miss her … just another addition to all the hollywood booty

She’s a great popstar but this is just so booty hollywood. This one takes the cake ! Rihanna sys “She doesn’t regret them”, of course she doesn’t they look great ! If she was old and saggy maybe she would regret them. This is just how you stay famous now. She was humiliated and embarresed ? Has she seen anything about her the last few months? This has to be planned and like I always say, hollywood is Too Booty !

Britney Spears was spotted in Australia recently. It looks like , Oops she lost her booty? Why did it deflate like that? So booty, really. Is she picking her nose here? I’m sorry I don’t mean to bash on Britney we love her. She’s doing so well now with her sobriety and all. I guess she’s not booty because at least she’s not showing off her moose knuckle camel toe thing. There is some sort of decency here while I examine her crack further.

I know I’m a little late on this one “butt” … it looks like Kim Kardashian is suffocating her booty again. Her poor cheeks trapped in that tight dress. Looks like a couple monkeys in there that need to be set free, like us. Set us free from all these shots of your booty. We know it’s getting bigger but give it a rest. This is a weird picture because her face almost doesn’t look real ? And who is that guy behind her with one eye? Creepy but at least we have Kims hollywood booty to keep us safe ! Just hide behind it.

These guys are so excited to get her autograph. This photo was taken before the big David Letterman show scandle. I hope her booty made it out a there ok !

So booty of you to show off your camel toe like that Rihanna. We ain’t mad at you though ! But really, it’s purely tasteless to do such a thing. At least you’re being creative now and using your camel toe in that tight body suit to be booty hollywood. Now that I think about it that is such a classy camel toe. Remember when Jessica Simpson pulled off the camel toe. It was just so trailer. Her camel toe was more like a moose knuckle.

This is what it takes to be fashionable in hollywood now. It’s official this place has been officially flushed down the toilet. Now excuse me while I click on the image and examine it further while nobody is home.

Oh muh goodness, check out Rihanna. She got slapped around by her boyfriend and decided it was time to show the world her bare booty. Would you like to get caught like that when Jesus comes back Rihanna? Oh my god another reason hollywood is so booty! It looks like they even have their own booty worship site for her now.

Shame on you Rihanna for making millions of wankers dreams come true ! Have you no shame ? Showing off that beautiful figure and butt cheeks for everyone. I’ll tell you what though I’d rather look at you before you get old and saggy like Madonna. Oh my god someone tell that woman to put her knickers back on !

As if the Kanye West “Imma Let you finish” wasn’t bad enough. Here at the VMA’s we have another booty shot of Beyonce. Oh my goodness she knows how to work hollywood around those lady lumps. What is this girl eating to make her booty so big?

I loved the gyrating in that skimpy bikini outfit. Was that supposed to prove she was really talented or just give booty peepers everywhere “inspiration” if you know what I mean. Ick, another reason hollywood is SO BOOTY !

Eva Mendes was on holiday recently. Showing why hollywood is still so booty. Hanging out at the beach in some far off land. While we all suffer in this economy. Eva Mendes is giving booty to god know’s who. Here is an extra close up shot of Eva’s shapely latina lady lumps. Her bikini is screaming for air in there.

So much class but still so booty. Eva Mendes is not ranking high in the cheeks department but gets an A for effort. Is she and actress or a model? I can’t tell anymore or care …

I guess Rosario Dawson is out frolicking in her bikini now. Too bad she doesn’t have any booty. This is good though. At least she is not showing off her camel toes on the beach. This is classy. Running up the steps trying to find out where your booty cheeks went. She is such a beautiful woman. I wonder where the paparazzi were hiding this time, in a toilet ?

Rosario Dawson is officially not booty hollywood !

I need some attention. Here , I have an idea. Let’s go out to the beach and I’ll have everyone take photos of my big fat camel toe bikini. Oh my god Jessica Simpson now we can see your crack and it’s totally inappropriate.

You get the booty award not for being a fat no talent lardy, but for showing off her moose knuckles. Maybe somebody just wanted to go for a swim in the ocean and here you go traumatizing them with your goat flaps …

Booty Hollywood strikes again. Here is Alicia keys in a skin tight booty dress. Oh my god hollywood is so BOOTY ! I leave the internet for a month and all the celebrity buttocks pop out of the woodwork. Alicia Keys should know better. She’s no Serena Williams. It seems kind of flat but then again, it’s a whole lotta flat to love !

Alicia keys was at the Letterman Show giving her fans something to look at. They know they got it, so why not flaunt it. I love what she’s done with her hair. I’m sure everybody has seen these butt photos but if not you really are going to enjoy all the booty in hollywood !

Beyonce and JZ hanging out at the pool. Beyonce has a brown bikini with a weird blue necklace. She puts the BOOTY in booty hollywood! I wonder if she knows that the paparazzi are peeping out that big booty of hers. I still think Serena Williams has her beat in the booty dept. Look at her man rubbing her back like that. I wonder what he’s thinking. “Yeah, I’m gonna get me some of those lady lumps tonight” …

Who does Beyonce think she is. That’s not a cat suit. I do know she was shaking that fat booty on the Today Show. I don’t know about you but she’s got some thick legs too. I don’t know what’s going to win as she gets older. The booty or the thighs. She is looking good though in these tights, or whatever xmen uniform fitness gear that is. Just quit trying to make us believe you can act.

Damn, what a great pair of cheeks. I can’t wait to post the bigger candid photo and Halle Berrys booty. When I think of a star I’d like to see in tight sweat pants she definitely comes to mind. I don’t know about her mom though. What was this paparazzi guy thinking anyway. Nobody really wants to see her but it is interesting how such a weird looking woman can produce such a classic beauty as Halle Berry. Halley berry has such a big booty it’s my favorite from all the celebrity butts.

Didn’t anyone tell Jessica Alba Crack Kills? In this case I guess it doesn’t though so it’s okay. She doesn’t repair refigerators. Very cute playing with her baby. I didn’t know she had a tattoo right above her candid butt crack? What is that a bow and ribbon tramp stamp? For the booty lovers she’s getting into showing off some cheek in tight pants.

She knows she has a great booty. Kristen Bell in these tight sweatpants can make any man weak in the knees. Why do you have to flaunt such a perfect behind. I guess we can forgive you. She has come along way since her days at Tisch School of the Arts where she studied Theatre. I didn’t know they prepared you to become booty hollywood ! I think I’m just going to bend over this ledge here for awhile while people with cameras behind me might take a few shots of my crack. SO BOOTY ! Get a life …

Wow, too bad we couldn’t get a little bit of that booty. I know the paparazzi have it rough out there in the field but lets get to whats really important here. The booty, you know it’s the only thing that matters in Hollywood anyway. Who needs talent. I think Alicia had one hit song then she got sucked into the same “no talent” vacuum that opened up in the early 2000′s  that Beyonce did. I will say this Alicia Keys is booty. What’s with the band-aid on her shoulder. I guess she got a booboo pampering herself out in the sun.

Beyonce still has the best booty. She doesn’t show it off that much but wow. When a paparazzi snapped a quick photo of her in this blue dress I was like, thanks ! I don’t know how they get in there to get those booty shots but he did. Great success ! The low cut dress is sexy but I can’t see any panty lines. I wonder if she was wearing a thong? Another great candid booty moment with beyonce. I hope we are in for more of these awesome treats in the years to come.

Celebrities need to eat too. Yes they go out and to the kwiki mart just like the rest of us. For some it’s gotta be the only way to feed their enormous behinds. Lindsay Lohan is no exception. I can still tell she is a celebrity even hiding behind those glasses. I also heard she recently got fired from an acting gig. Well, whatever happens the booty is looking good in that short mini skirt. Congrats lindsay you are officially, BOOTY !

I think she is a great Tennis Player but if you’re aren’t really into sports then you know her as. The booty ! Yes, she has a great big famous bubble butt. Seen here at the beach with her friend common awhile back. They went out surfing. I hope they had a good time because I know the guy that took this picture did. Wow, hollywood is so booty !

Wow Jessica Alba still has a great body after having a little baby. Still got the booty too ! You can’t even see a big stomach in these photos or anything. I wonder where the paparazzi was hiding for these photos. He was probably floating in the ocean in a shark costume or something. The white bikini is great and you probably wouldn’t get great candid shots like this on the streets of Hollywood.

Halle Berry in Hollywood trying to do the fitness thing. Somebody told me it was Yoga class but I’m not sure if it was that or the gym. These tight pants really show off her curves. Wow, she looks so good after her pregnancy it’s really a shocker. Still looking great and she is a mom now. This is one of the only reasons to be a paparazzi and hang out in back alleys and parking lots I guess. When you get some good shots of the primo booty. Check out all the pictures of this guys candid booty shots ! Even in her scrub clothes she is a beautiful ebony princess.

Wow, look at the guy in that photo. I wonder if he is thinking what I am. Geez Becky , look at her butt. It’s so big. Remember that song by Sir Mixalot? I didn’t even realize Michelle Obama had such a big booty. I guess she is considered a celebrity now so here she is. Obama 08

Oh my, how great is it to be young and have an enormous booty! I think it might be better to snap paparazzi pics of those cheeks then to actually have them. No, those are not implants. Kim Kardashian is on the move once again with those bubble lumps. Spotted paying for parking in Beverly Hills. Not too far from hollywood. I think I would let her park for free. In fact, park that booty right here on my lap. LOL . The view doesn’t get much better then this. Check out the parking attendant as she walks away. I bet she made his day. I know she made mine

It looks like “Gossip Girl” should be called “Booty Girl”. Check out Blake Levely spotted in Central Park filming for her show. I never thought she would be so sexy from behind but it looks like I was wrong. These tight jeans really do look fabulous and shes got a little junk in the trunk. We can add this to the list of butt cheeks of the Rich and Famous. Other then her fabulous posterior she really is doing a great job on the show. I can’t wait for the next episode but after viewing some of the paparazzi shots of her in these hotter then hot bluejeans I will be looking at the show a little differently. Viva la Booty !

How can we forget the famous girl that made big booties fun again. I know they were always fun but she is so rediculous its makes things even better. Bending over and getting something out of her car at the VH1 Rock Honors should of been icing on the cake for all that attend and were standing out in the parking lot … lol . I think out of all the celebrities with large butts Kim has the least talent. Everyone else seems to be able to do stuff beside just bend over, be rich and look good. It’s like the Paris Hilton of a new age but instead of being a dumb blonde she just has enourmous buttocks ! Lets here it for Kim in that short skirt ! yay …

I dont know about you but does Mya have some loose booty or what. I know shes a famous singer and has done some really great stuff. I remember when she was wearing that lingerie outfit in moulin rouge. I think she’s come a long way from that. I thought this was a great bikini candid of her but it started to rain. I wish we could of got more shots of her and I’ll be adding more here soon. This is a bright sexy bikini but I think she could of done better. Is she just letting her body go because I remember when the booty was slammin … If anything I hope she comes out with some new R&B

Serena Williams is at it again … booty shot, Yeah! Wow what can I say thank god for tennis and those tini tennis shorts and the beautiful booty shots they provide. This is the only reason that I watch tennis because it gets the girls in the most auckward postions for wearing such a short skirt. Anything to smack that little ball. It works for me though beacuse I only watch for the booty shots I never watch men, who cares what position they fall into. They just really tore up the court again at wimbledon and I couldn’t think of a better way to do it then in tight booty shorts. Hollywood booty here we come !

Just cruising around the East Village in New York in some really tight jeans. I was thinking she was ready to slap the paparazzi because he was getting way too close. Why can’t you just go for a walk and listen to some tunes on your ipod. I guess because you’re famous and when your walking around in public your bound to find someone wanting to take your picture. She’s come along way from just the little vampire girl for sure. I never considered Kirsten Dunst a booty girl but after seeing some of these photos it’s become really obvious that she needs to join the club. I wonder what she was listening too. Probably some Metallica or something. Whatever it was she kept her cool and gave us a rear glimpse into one of her best features.

J-lo and Marc Anthony share a kiss while she shows a little booty in a bikini. I don’t know if they were on Catalina Island at the Portofino Hotel or actually Italy because I didn’t take the photos but it looks like Europe to me. Hiding out underwater for days in a scuba suit must get pretty old just to get a glipse of Jennifer Lopez sucking face with her pop singer husband. They both have beautiful voices and I’m sure great people but have you ever thought that … if Marc Anthony was a Dominos Pizza Delivery guy, he would never ended up with such a famous hollywood booty girl like her. Oh well some people get real lucky. I hope they enjoyed the kiss as much as we enjoyed taking the photos. Wow, what a behind ! Still lookin good after kids even.